I feel like I’m watching that weird CBS show Early Edition — you know, the one where the guy would receive the newspaper of the next day and he would try to right all the wrongs before they happened?

So John McCain suspends his campaign for a couple days so he can make sure this election is about character again instead of issues.  He goes to D.C., injects himself in negotiations, and then once he’s done, he declares himself ready to debate. Yet, before the debate even happens — he calls himself the winner?

Yeah — definitely “country first,” huh?